LIFE IS...

As we occupy our microscopic space within the confines of the infinite universe, we should always strive to improve our lot, even at the expense of others.

Instead of sitting back and enjoying the ride of life, we should busy ourselves with shallow endeavors which help us pass the time.

We should buy the most expensive and nicest house that we can possibly afford, even if we are only there for a few hours a day.  A glorified crash-pad, if you will...  As long as it looks nice from the outside, others will envy you.  

We shall work diligently and save money for the future.  One day - one sweet day - we will be able to finally sit back and enjoy life.  So what if we're in a wheelchair at that point, we will finally have won.  Just keep striving for that elusive future happiness; one day it surely will find us.

Keep striving and never be satisfied with what you have.  There is always something else which can be obtained, and more that can be conquered.

Life is a race.  If you slow down, you'll get passed.  The finish line is just around the bend.

HURRY - THEY'RE GAINING ON YOU!!!