As we occupy our microscopic space within the confines of the infinite universe, we should always strive to improve our lot, even at the expense of others.
Instead of sitting back and enjoying the ride of life, we should busy ourselves with shallow endeavors which help us pass the time.
We should buy the most expensive and nicest house that we can possibly afford, even if we are only there for a few hours a day. A glorified crash-pad, if you will... As long as it looks nice from the outside, others will envy you.
We shall work diligently and save money for the future. One day - one sweet day - we will be able to finally sit back and enjoy life. So what if we're in a wheelchair at that point, we will finally have won. Just keep striving for that elusive future happiness; one day it surely will find us.
Keep striving and never be satisfied with what you have. There is always something else which can be obtained, and more that can be conquered.
Life is a race. If you slow down, you'll get passed. The finish line is just around the bend.
HURRY - THEY'RE GAINING ON YOU!!!
In Dr. Dre’s ‘I Need a Doctor,’ Dr. Dre is apparently killed in 2001, and subsequently brought back to life (start at 2:15) inside a ‘cloning center’:
In 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club,’ Fiddy is created at an “Artist Development Center” in a remote location, as Dr. Dre and Eminem look on:
In Eminem’s ‘The Monster,’ Slim Shady encounters his clone, who is set to be executed (begin at 4:10):
The focus on clones and cloning is odd, but strictly a coincidence, right?
If you're ready to go down the rabbit-hole, enter here:
As the world sprints towards a financial calamity, be thankful that we have such a fine leader at the helm.
Janet Yellen, the Chair of the Federal Reserve - a key position within the world economic system – is commonly thought to be among the intellectual elite.
Is this ‘crack’ that she experienced in a September 2015 speech a one-off, or is there something wrong with this dude?
To those who are really calling the shots:
If the world as we know it is imploding, please try to minimize the pain.
If times get dark, please ensure that the TV stays bright. We love our television, and without it we'd be lost.
If you are going to strip us of the television, and other basic necessities, please at least provide other entertainment options which require minimal effort.
Please keep the grocery stores stocked. Since we are reliant on others for our food supply, we truly hope that you don't screw us over on this one...
Please oh please let me keep my job. As long as I have a job, I'll be all right.
We no longer stand for each other, so as long as you give me a free-pass, I don't give a damn about anything else... except my iphone...
If interested, check it out. One has a countdown deal, many are free, and all are extraordinary. If you are considering taking the plunge, and ready to free your mind, seize the moment...
Those who eat a plant-based diet are often thought of as 'different.' Approaching forty years old and an unlikely candidate, I took the plunge, and will never go back... Hear me out:
Casper Stith constantly struggles to maintain his sanity. As he gets deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole, the chances of a full recovery diminish...