To those who are really calling the shots:
If the world as we know it is imploding, please try to minimize the pain.
If times get dark, please ensure that the TV stays bright. We love our television, and without it we'd be lost.
If you are going to strip us of the television, and other basic necessities, please at least provide other entertainment options which require minimal effort.
Please keep the grocery stores stocked. Since we are reliant on others for our food supply, we truly hope that you don't screw us over on this one...
Please oh please let me keep my job. As long as I have a job, I'll be all right.
We no longer stand for each other, so as long as you give me a free-pass, I don't give a damn about anything else... except my iphone...
Casper Stith constantly struggles to maintain his sanity. As he gets deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole, the chances of a full recovery diminish...